Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Pusillanimity should disqualify anyone from consideration for a SCOTUS position

There's probably no way you can test for that - or there wasn't until now! 

Behold, Paco's Patented Pusillanimeter!


We hooked Justice Roberts up to this machine in an experiment last year, and the pusillanimeter emitted a sound like the Wilhelm Scream (here's the tape), which represents 15 megafrights. This essentially is redlining - or, as we like to say, yellowlining - on fear.


Update  Incidentally, the photo of Roberts at the linked article is one of my favorites of him; he looks, appropriately enough, like the old cartoon character, Sad Sack.

2 comments:

  1. Pusillanimity is a requirement for entry into the GOPe.
    After corruption and hatred of their voters, it's their defining characteristic.

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  2. I can't figure why so many invertebrate personalities even enter the rough-and-tumble world of politics. I guess it's purely for the grift (or graft, as the case may be).

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