When Jeffrey Toobin was suspended by CNN...

...the smart thing for him to do would have been to bury himself in some remote rural county for the rest of his life, and raise chickens or asparagus or something, so as not to give the public opportunities for recollecting his shameful wankery. But no, he had to return to the big city and his job at CNN, where he has, most recently, managed to catch the attention and provoke the acerbic wit of the estimable James Woods.