Meet Metropolitan Police Department Lieutenant Jason Bagshaw.
Sorry, did I say lieutenant? He's since been promoted to Commander.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Biden's America, ladies and gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteAmerica will only be great when the extremist MAGA Republicans are all beaten to death.
Bring 'em on! I have a metal baton, and I've seen all the sword fights between Basil Rathbone and Errol Flynn. I'll leave so many welts they'll look like they walked into a hornets' nest.
ReplyDeleteIt looked to me like she was trying to grab the police shield to put it between herself and the guy who was beating the crap out of her because she couldn't escape in that crush. As far as I can tell, he was the only one whaling on people with his baton. That video ought to be Exhibit A in a lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteAmerica will only be great when the extremist MAGA Republicans are all beaten to death.
ReplyDeleteI suspect a significant percentage of the extremist MAGA Republicans are gun owners, so good luck if they bring a baton to a gun fight.
Rinardman, Biden's already answered that one. He has F-15s.
ReplyDeleteYup. He'll order airstrikes on us. That's how he heals the soul of the nation. Those Marines weren't standing alongside him by accident. He and his people expect the military to salute smartly and mobilize to kill us.
remember Obama - "Predator Drones - You will never see it coming!!"
ReplyDeletehe said it at some dinner, he wasn't joking
ReplyDeleteAlso Obama: "Turns out I'm pretty good at killing people."
ReplyDeleteBy which he meant he's good at telling somebody to tell somebody else to tell somebody else to order somebody else to pull a trigger and have somebody killed.
Obama, what a putz. I've never met anybody who spent serious time in Chicago who didn't think he was a tough guy solely because he lived in that very corrupt, violent city (with the exception of our own JeffS). It's like they're engaging in Al Capone cosplay or something. Barry would probably faint at the sight of blood. I think even Heinrich Himmler got sick to his stomach the first time he saw a Jewish prisoner executed by a pistol shot to the back of the head; which certainly didn't stop him from devising other ways to carry out genocide. I don't mean to imply that Obama isn't a cold-hearted bastard, though. Same as Biden. They just don't want to get their own hands dirty.
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