Davos is where the space-alien action is at. Behold John Kerry, whose goblet of self-satisfaction runneth over:
When you stop and think about it, it’s pretty extraordinary that we–a select group of human beings–because of what touched us at some point in our lives–are able to sit in a room and come together and actually talk about saving the planet. I mean it’s so…almost extraterrestrial to think about “saving the planet.” [Emphasis mine - Paco] If you say that to most people they think you are a crazy, tree hugging lefty liberal do-gooder or whatever and there’s no relationship…but really, that’s where we are.
H/T to friend and commenter Stephen Skubinna, who has a bright future writing for the paranormal section of Paco World News Daily (PWND). Your first assignment. Stephen, is to discover how we can identify these aliens, craftily disguised as humans. It can't just be because they say stupid stuff; all Democrats do that, and they can't all be aliens. See if you can catch Kerry scarfing down a live rat or something.
Update Tucker Carlson has an amusing take on the WEF's conference, with particular reference to John Kerry (also, note at the 5:18 mark Al Gore acting like a maniac).
Kerry gives off the same vibe Al Gore did (and presumably still does). Gore always acted as though he hadn't quite mastered operating the skin suit, and further, spoke as though he were always translating in his head from Zontaran (or whatever). A great example was when he was explaining how growing up in both TN and DC gave him a wider experience, and compared it to binocular vision, speaking as though two eyes was a novel concept to him.
ReplyDeleteI really expected him to say something like "Just as you humans... uh, I mean we humans have two eyes... which by providing binocular vision enables you - us - to estimate distances...""
Dan Ackroyd playing a Conehead was more convincing.
Just look at Al Gore's reptilian eyes and tell me he isn't an alien species.
ReplyDeleteAs for this: If you say that to most people they think you are a crazy, tree hugging lefty liberal do-gooder or whatever and there’s no relationship…
My comment to that in the original article is that of course that is exactly what I think, and I won't be listening to any lectures from John "Eyeeyore" Lurch when he's at Davos chowing down on gourmet canapés and fine wine. Btw, has anyone heard from "Tereyza" lately. Word is, she's 84 and suffering from long term breast cancer.
I really expected him to say something like "Just as you humans... uh, I mean we humans have two eyes... which by providing binocular vision enables you - us - to estimate distances..."
ReplyDeleteHaw!
Just look at Al Gore's reptilian eyes and tell me he isn't an alien species.
I can't. I can't tell you he's not.