I tune in to the ongoing saga of Harry and Meghan from time to time, to see if the grand absurdity of their overwhelming self-pity has run its course. Apparently not: "Prince Harry says he was bred to offer spare organs to heir William".
He said he understood his role was to be a “diversion” and “distraction” from his brother — or to provide, “if necessary, a spare part” to him.
“Kidney, perhaps. Blood transfusion. Speck of bone marrow,” he added in morose detail.
What a royal pain!
Update I don't really follow these two that closely, and wondered out loud if Harry was still a duke. Mrs. Paco said, "Yes, it's kind of hard to de-duke him".
Wutta loser.
ReplyDeleteI had assumed he meant a spare heir.
I lost all respect for this chump when I found out he had sold his gun collection.
Imagine the guns a Brit prince had. $10,000/200 year old elephant guns and stuff like that.
I will say I never tune in to those two, everything I know about them I learned against my will.
Bass Pro Shop probably purchased them for their gun rooms. We've seen one room that was outstanding. You could imagine the conversations, the pipe smoke, and clink of glasses.
DeleteI think he probably did mean a spare heir, originally. I suspect the morbid thoughts about being an organ donor flowed naturally as a consequence of his continuing mental breakdown.
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten about the gun collection. What a complete ass.
Oh. So apparently even the royal family considered Harry to be of some use after all.
ReplyDeleteRoyal inbreeding does more than produce hemophiliacs, hmmmm?
ReplyDeleteDeborah: I haven't been in a Bass Pro shop for years. Do they still have those big aquariums stocked with freshwater fish?
ReplyDeleteWe haven't been in years, but it's a safe bet that they still have the big aquariums. They're a signature feature.
DeleteThe store with the incredible gun room is in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Guns that make one drool, hunting trophies, Persian rug, and a Cape Buffalo head over the fireplace. One employee told us the story of that Cape Buffalo. The hunter had missed, and the Buffalo went back onto the bush, circled around, then charged. The hunter froze, so the guide shot and the beast dropped, skid and stopped just short of the guide and hunter. Dunno if it's true, but the story was told well.
DeleteHarry has an unhealthy obsession with his dead mother, and massive envy that he's not The Heir. And now that William has kids, he's not even The Spare anymore. The fact that William actually looks somewhat like Diana, and Harry doesn't, must gall him no end.
ReplyDeletehe doesn't look like Charles either, but he's still his mother's son...
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