"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, January 12, 2023
Florida has lots of scary critters that are native to the state...
...but I guess they figured they'd import some more, just to have extra. Check out this python:
You find em, we'll fry em. I had rattlesnake when I was in the Army at Ft. Huachuca, Arizona. It was good. We had a guy from Tennessee who would hunt them in our spare time (which was often). He saved the meat til there was enough for a bbq, and made crafts out of the skins. Yes, it tastes similar to chicken.
Python-skin boots should be worth a bunch. What do you hunt them with? Guns? Machetes or swords? Dynamite? That one in the road I'd hunt with a 250. F-250 I mean. With duelies, 4WD and a big block.
I'm thinking 'Wow, that's a big snake...' and then the human walks into the shot.
ReplyDeleteThat's a [several expletives deleted] BIG snake.
Yeah, it's big, but it looks slow. As long as I could out-run it or the person next to me, I don't think it's a problem.
ReplyDeleteSo many pythons now exist in Florida, and they're apparently such a nuisance, that the government is offering bounties.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Just looked it up. Looks like it might be a profitable way to spend a day or two.
R-man, if you go with me, you'll have your escape insurance right there!
ReplyDeletePut them on the menu at a few upscale gourmet restaurants. Problem solved. It worked with invasive lion fish.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Plank roasted python...pan-seared python...python corn dogs...
ReplyDeleteEndless possibilities!
I'm sure it tastes "just like chicken".
ReplyDeleteYou find em, we'll fry em. I had rattlesnake when I was in the Army at Ft. Huachuca, Arizona. It was good. We had a guy from Tennessee who would hunt them in our spare time (which was often). He saved the meat til there was enough for a bbq, and made crafts out of the skins. Yes, it tastes similar to chicken.
ReplyDeleteThat snake represents a whole lot of hat bands. So, yeah, the possibilities are endless!
ReplyDeleteOr a pair of boots and maybe a hat band.
DeletePython-skin boots should be worth a bunch.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you hunt them with?
Guns? Machetes or swords? Dynamite?
That one in the road I'd hunt with a 250.
F-250 I mean.
With duelies, 4WD and a big block.
The tire marks decrease the value.
DeleteYeah, you should be able to get some hatbands, belts and boots from that fellow.
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