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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Safe! Harmless! Non-toxic!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter. What really matters is 'Quick Trigger Repeater!'
That makes it an assault space gun. Ban it!
Looks a lot like a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range to me...
ReplyDeleteUpdated version: blows weed smoke. Safe unless the user runs out of chips. Guaranteed mellowness and friends. Also guaranteed to pop heads.
ReplyDeleteAs a kid in Australia in the 1950s/60s I used to buy American comics and see all this amazing stuff advertised which we didn't have over here. I think TV shows like Dennis the Menace also had things like this. Oh yes it was the 'Innocents in Space' episode:
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Haw! Haven't seen Dennis the Menace since I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteYes, the comic books were full of ads for products that, unfortunately, fell short of what was promised (or "implied").