Substitute laughing gas: "Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Inserts Ozone up Her Butt for ‘Wellness’".
Obviously, the ozone has been expanding to fill the vacuum encompassed by this Hollywood freak's skull.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Substitute laughing gas: "Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Inserts Ozone up Her Butt for ‘Wellness’".
Obviously, the ozone has been expanding to fill the vacuum encompassed by this Hollywood freak's skull.
The ozone must be filling other spaces too. That would explain why so much crap comes out of Gwynnie's mouth.
ReplyDeleteAnother word for ozone is 'smog', I assume she lives near LA.
ReplyDeleteWhy does she hate Gaia?
And why does she think we care about her nethers?
Recall, her smelly candles and something else she touts besides this.
So long as her fish-belly skin is colored, she's pretty hot, but she's not desirable.
Or maybe propane, instead of laughing gas? It’s a fossil fuel, after all.
ReplyDeleteWho is O Zone? An aspiring rapper?
ReplyDeleteShe seems to like sticking things in inappropriate orifices. Kink, maybe?
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