Mike Pence and Chris Christie [suppresses yawn] apparently are getting ready to throw their hats in the ring. For Christie, I think that act represents an exertion of physical effort that might trigger a donut-fueled rupture of the aorta. Pence, on the other hand, simply comes across as a fugitive from a Code 10 commercial.
They're either too stupid to know that they haven't got a prayer, or they're just fishing for some of that delicious donor gravy. As always, could be both.
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Pence would have to be building a retirement fund. I can't believe that he sees himself as a serious contender.
If you add Mike Pence and Chris Christie together, what do you get?
2 RINO a-holes.
Paco, you should run.
You have a better chance than those two.
As Old Paco used to say when his friends periodically tried to get him to run for office, "The only thing I ever ran for is the county line."
It would be fun to be president, though. Just think: for the first time, the White House chef would be a short-order cook specializing in burgers, fries, chicken-fried steak, southern-style green beans and buttermilk biscuits. And all the Secret Service agents would have to dress as super heroes. And Christopher Wray would be permanent latrine orderly.
As I saw somewhere last week, instead of golf you could unload some .50BMG, maybe tool around in an Abrams unleases depleted uranium hellfire, pull the lanyard on a 105.
Of course, they probably wouldn't let you do it on the Mall facing the Capitol, but still.
C'mon Paco, your nation needs you!
Don't forget the ham hocks and black-eyed peas at New Year's, Paco!
Pence and Christie must be fishing for a cabinet appointment or possible VP, which is foolish because if Trump gets in, those two won't even be allowed in the servants' entrance
If elected, I will make Chris Christie head of the President's Council on Physical Fitness, and I will appoint Mike Pence chairman of a new agency I'm contemplating: the Commission on Perfect Hair.
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