Why waste your affections on someone else, when Number One has been there the whole time! "Sologamy" is the latest instance of mental illness that our cultural elites are trying to mainstream.
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Why waste your affections on someone else, when Number One has been there the whole time! "Sologamy" is the latest instance of mental illness that our cultural elites are trying to mainstream.
I wonder what the divorce rate will be for sologamists?
ReplyDeleteI love me long time.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm the cruelest person towards me too.
I argue with myself and wait for me to do the dishes.
I guess I'm one of them.
I do prefer semi-solipsism though, some people are real, the rest are NPCs.
R-man: In any event, I guess it'll be No Fault.
ReplyDeleteV: Don't feel bad, man. Every relationship has its rocky moments.
Well, this is disappointing. All of this got me thinking, so last night I fixed myself a nice dinner, put on some soft music, lit some candles, and got up the nerve to ask myself to marry me!
ReplyDeleteI turned me down. "You're not that self-centered, it'll never work" I said. :-(
Forgive my dark turn of mind (a consequence of mourning, I expect) but I have to ask: if one marries oneself and later on becomes incapacitated, who's going to be there to sign the paperwork to turn off the ventilator?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: the doctor because you signed a DNR. Make sure you have a life saving device that alerts EMS if you become incapacitated, because you may be on the outs with yourself, and ....
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