Why can't you be more like your cousin?
Scottish summer (H/T: Thompson blog).
WORST BUY: Top 10 Clearance Items
From Powerline's The Week in Pictures.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Why can't you be more like your cousin?
Scottish summer (H/T: Thompson blog).
WORST BUY: Top 10 Clearance Items
The first person to invent a ship that runs on wind power will make billions of dollars.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but I think that ship has sailed!
Heh -- that ladybug is a killer!
ReplyDeleteHeh -- that ladybug is a killer!
ReplyDeleteAnd somebody is a big fan of Star Wars. :-)
Wind powered ships, it's funny how much of being a lefty is deconstructing thousands of years of progress.
ReplyDeleteWait'll they discover the slave galley!
Am I a bad person for laughing at Fettersquatch and the Lego cartoon?
ReplyDeleteLadybugs really are vicious little barstids. We had a swarm of them in the ceiling vent of our office one summer and kept getting bombarded by them until maintenance finally came and cleaned them out. I understand the big yellow ones will bite, too.
Incidentally, I just went to the store and Ben & Jerry's ice cream is on sale for $2.99 a pint, still outrageously expensive. I didn't buy any.
What, no Worst Buy handcuffs?
ReplyDeleteV: I wouldn't be surprised to see the national motto - "In God we trust" - scrapped eventually, and replaced by a line delivered by Jack Hawkins' character, General Quintus Arrius, in Ben-Hur: "We keep you alive to row this ship, so row well and live."
ReplyDeleteWe were golfing once and the bathroom on the course was infested with ladybugs.
ReplyDeleteOne landed on my buddies finger, as we watched it hunched over like a dog taking a crap and took a crap on his finger.
It was hilarious.
I forget if it was good luck or not.
Paco, maybe they'll resurrect the Foreign Legion motto for the military, You have joined the Army to die, we shall send you where non-binary persons die!