The gun accidentally discharged, grazing the belly of the 26-year-old woman who allegedly snuck it in and striking a 42-year-old woman in the leg.
The 42-year-old was hospitalized in fair condition and the 26-year-old refused medical treatment.
It's only a matter of time before the mayor forces everybody onto a keto diet, in an effort to ban gun-concealing fat.
Ilinois has concealed carry, so maybe that's her method, and she just forgot about it when she went to the game.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what it was? I've seen morbidly obese people that I suspect could carry a fully loaded 50 cal Desert Eagle!
And has anybody bothered to ascertain just why Li'l Miss Chubbs wanted to sneak a firearm into the stadium?
ReplyDeleteJust seems to me that it may be, you know, germane.
She's was waiting for somebody to yell, "Kill the umpire!"
ReplyDeleteSorry, my proof reader left early today.
ReplyDeleteA full search between her layers of flab at the police station also yielded a stuffed cat, a Steinway grand, and an ex-boyfriend she hadn't seen since 2015.
ReplyDeleteThe cat wasn't stuffed. Just ask Schroedinger. But it was stuffed, because they ran out of boxes... cardboard boxes that is.
DeleteOh, Gregory. You made me laugh.
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