"Newest Sign of California’s Decline: Pirates".
I wonder if the pirates will get around to coming ashore and sacking San Francisco.
On the other hand, why bother? At this stage, it would be pretty redundant.
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"Newest Sign of California’s Decline: Pirates".
I wonder if the pirates will get around to coming ashore and sacking San Francisco.
On the other hand, why bother? At this stage, it would be pretty redundant.
Even pirates don't want to come ashore and have to step carefully to avoid piles of feces and comatose bums. Even if the city could entice them with buxom wenches, they'd probably only be able to come up with somebody like, say, Lizzo.
ReplyDelete“We don’t bother to call the police anymore. We’re going to handle it ourselves.”
ReplyDeleteStart by being the better armed group.
I would suggest a 50BMG mounted on the bow of you boat!
Even if the city could entice them with buxom wenches, they'd probably only be able to come up with somebody like, say, Lizzo.
ReplyDelete"Run for the ship, me hearties! It's every man for himself!"
I would suggest a 50BMG mounted on the bow of you boat!
I do believe that would get their attention.
I have a picture in my head of Virgil up front of PT73 hammering a Jap sub with the Ma Deuce.
Delete*your* boat!
ReplyDeleteI need to find a proofreader that can spell!
Wait a minute...you boat...U-Boat...that's genius, R-man! Torpedo los!
ReplyDeleteWell, actually, here lately I've been letting a chatbot write my comments, but it isn't very reliable. Does Paco Enterprises have a chatbot that I could try? I'm sure it would be state-of-the-art, right?
ReplyDeleteWhat Rebecca said. One look at San Fran through the spyglass and they'd be setting sail for cleaner shores.
ReplyDeleteNew Barbary Coast.
ReplyDeleteWhat's old is new again and what's new is getting pretty darn old.