"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Looks like America's horse is on vacation in Europe. It looks to be running down a street near the headquarters of the company that owns Bud Wipe.
BTW, talked to the heart surgeon yesterday. He told me I don't need the heart valve replacement surgery. Oh, darn, I was so looking forward to it, too. :-)
R-man: Next time, skip all the fussing around with office appointments, and log on to Physicians' Assessments & Care Online. For a small fee, our online specialists can provide all the care you need. You can have a steady-handed friend who owns a sharp knife access the web site and get full instructions on how to do heart surgery or brain surgery or anything else (we also provide ether at a nominal cost, if you'd like to spring for anesthesia).
Seriously, glad to hear you dodged surgery. Take care of yourself.
Well, Jeff, sadly I'm past the age when a nurse's wiping and soothing are selling points for a hospital visit. And these days, you never know if they are, really (female).
And thanks, Paco, for the recommendation. I kinda feel like I've fallen down the medical rabbit hole the last few months, and the PACO alternative doesn't sound too bad.
A spoof that's spot on!
ReplyDelete"This here's America's horse..."
ReplyDeleteLooks like America's horse is on vacation in Europe. It looks to be running down a street near the headquarters of the company that owns Bud Wipe.
BTW, talked to the heart surgeon yesterday. He told me I don't need the heart valve replacement surgery. Oh, darn, I was so looking forward to it, too. :-)
No attractive (female) nurses to wipe your brow and sooth you, r-man? Mores the pity. :(
ReplyDeleteR-man: Next time, skip all the fussing around with office appointments, and log on to Physicians' Assessments & Care Online. For a small fee, our online specialists can provide all the care you need. You can have a steady-handed friend who owns a sharp knife access the web site and get full instructions on how to do heart surgery or brain surgery or anything else (we also provide ether at a nominal cost, if you'd like to spring for anesthesia).
ReplyDeleteSeriously, glad to hear you dodged surgery. Take care of yourself.
Well, Jeff, sadly I'm past the age when a nurse's wiping and soothing are selling points for a hospital visit. And these days, you never know if they are, really (female).
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks, Paco, for the recommendation. I kinda feel like I've fallen down the medical rabbit hole the last few months, and the PACO alternative doesn't sound too bad.
Maybe next time.