"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Just another day in Australia" - I have a technique for catching those spiders without squishing (stains the wall), using a plastic bottle (like a half gallon milk jug) with the bottom cut out, and a flat paper to seal it when spider's inside.
Waking up and finding a huntsman occupying a spot overhead is no fun.But in this house, they avoid the bedroom and prefer to park on the shower curtain. They like me half asleep AND naked. Little pastords!
For my entire adult life I've tried to think of a way to make dust useful. If it were useful, it would have a value and could be 'harvested' and sold. Which would make it disappear from my house because nothing of great value ever just appears out of nowhere.
Well I get John Stamos and Tony Danza mixed up too, so I can sympathize with Stamos' girlfriend's confusion about who she was 'sleeping' with in their bedroom - my thoughts on a celebrity article on NY Post.
"Just another day in Australia" - I have a technique for catching those spiders without squishing (stains the wall), using a plastic bottle (like a half gallon milk jug) with the bottom cut out, and a flat paper to seal it when spider's inside.
ReplyDeleteWaking up and finding a huntsman occupying a spot overhead is no fun.But in this house, they avoid the bedroom and prefer to park on the shower curtain.
ReplyDeleteThey like me half asleep AND naked. Little pastords!
For my entire adult life I've tried to think of a way to make dust useful. If it were useful, it would have a value and could be 'harvested' and sold. Which would make it disappear from my house because nothing of great value ever just appears out of nowhere.
ReplyDeleteWell I get John Stamos and Tony Danza mixed up too, so I can sympathize with Stamos' girlfriend's confusion about who she was 'sleeping' with in their bedroom - my thoughts on a celebrity article on NY Post.
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