"Nikki Haley Just Got the Endorsement That No Republican Wants – Ever".
I guess Jennifer Rubin broke away from her nurses during her daily walk around the "yard", and somehow got to a laptop where she offered a highly qualified endorsement of Nikki Haley (Haley, according to Rubin, is insufficiently anti-Trump and isn't an abortion worshipper - still: "SHE ISN'T TRUMP!!!!!").
A lot of people wound up being broken by Trump. Jennifer Rubin was broken, twisted, ripped, flattened and mangled.
"Ben, I know we're understaffed in the TDS ward, but this is inexcusable. Ms. Rubin is the loopiest crackbrain on the whole floor! You've simply got to watch her more closely, even if it means shifting guards away from Mr. Kristol's cell. By the way, did you have the curtain cords removed from her room?"
"No, Dr. Zorba. Not yet."
"Oh. Well. Tell you what. Just turn the cameras off".
Golly, poor Ms. Rubin. Hope she's okay.
ReplyDeleteWho's up for collecting scissors, knives, hatchets and chainsaws to send to her? You know, to help her cheer up? Maybe some sleeping pills and bottles of vodka? 'Cause she's under some stress and should chill. Maybe some rat poison, to make sure her quarters are hygienic?
Good Lord. Those eyes! That face!
ReplyDeleteWhen Maxine Waters wants to scare the kids at Halloween, she puts on a Jennifer Rubin mask.
Haw! Yes, she looks like she's getting ready to pull out a knife and just start slashing.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a child, I was watching Sam Jaffe and Charlton Heston play in the movie Ben Hur. I didn't immediately recognize Jaffe. All of a sudden, he said "Judah ben Hur" and I recognized it as the same way he said "Doctor Ben Casey!"
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NB: Sam Jaffe was perfect in roles calling for a wise, older man. He had some radically different parts, though, in his time, e.g., Gung Din, in the 1939 movie, and the distinguished and nattily-attired jewel thief in The Asphalt Jungle.
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