Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Crikey!

"Australian Man Arrested After Robbing Convenience Store in a Clown Mask".

He should get a reduced sentence for unwittingly creating the perfect metaphor for government.

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  1. When he fired the pistol a flag popped out with BANG printed on it.
    I reckon he could be identified by his very girlish running style.
    That lineup woud have been worth watchibg.

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  2. I assume that Yakety Sax was playing as he fled on foot.

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  3. That's embarrassing. Was his Ned Kelly helmet in for service?

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  4. That pistol looked like some kind of 1950s kid's ray-gun toy.

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