"Australian Man Arrested After Robbing Convenience Store in a Clown Mask".
He should get a reduced sentence for unwittingly creating the perfect metaphor for government.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Australian Man Arrested After Robbing Convenience Store in a Clown Mask".
He should get a reduced sentence for unwittingly creating the perfect metaphor for government.
When he fired the pistol a flag popped out with BANG printed on it.
ReplyDeleteI reckon he could be identified by his very girlish running style.
That lineup woud have been worth watchibg.
I assume that Yakety Sax was playing as he fled on foot.
ReplyDeleteThat's embarrassing. Was his Ned Kelly helmet in for service?
ReplyDeleteThat pistol looked like some kind of 1950s kid's ray-gun toy.
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