"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
For added authenticity he needs a new first name, like Jedediah or Josephus.
William Tecumseh Cruz would be a good choice.He could march through the blue states like Sherman through the South.
Sherman was known for his firey, but mostly peaceful marches in Atlanta.
V: I'm kind of partial to "Jubal".
Let us all take note:The Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future.
For added authenticity he needs a new first name, like Jedediah or Josephus.
ReplyDeleteWilliam Tecumseh Cruz would be a good choice.
ReplyDeleteHe could march through the blue states like Sherman through the South.
Sherman was known for his firey, but mostly peaceful marches in Atlanta.
ReplyDeleteV: I'm kind of partial to "Jubal".
ReplyDeleteLet us all take note:
ReplyDeleteThe Babylon Bee has been known to accurately predict the future.