"Iran Declares Ownership of Antarctica, Plans to Build Military Base in South Pole".
I wonder what the response will be from the local residents.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Iran Declares Ownership of Antarctica, Plans to Build Military Base in South Pole".
I wonder what the response will be from the local residents.
It'll be interesting to see the female penguins wearing hijabs. After they've been converted to Islam, of course.
ReplyDeleteCan male penguins grow a beard?
I had to click through to see if that was the Babylon Bee.
ReplyDeleteAntarctica is the 15th holiest site in Islam!
I will say the we should let them.
They can fight the Nazis!
Meh, they'll probably team up with them.
ReplyDeleteAntarctica is the 15th holiest site in Islam!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think Mohammed made a pit stop there when he went on his magic donkey ride.
Canberra will give Iran a headstart by handing over our bases, and probably some reparation money too. Infidel guilt ain't cheap!
ReplyDeleteAlmost forgot about this.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUJ4EKaSpA
V: That's wild!
ReplyDeleteVeeshir: LOL!
ReplyDeleteTo the Iranians, I say go for it. We'll see what happens.
Oh, also, penguins descend from dinosaurs just like chickens and geese, and they're mean.
ReplyDeleteVeeshir, that's hilarious!
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