...it's Red Dawn for real: "There Sure Are a Lot of Chinese Illegal Immigrants Sneaking Over the Southern Border".
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...it's Red Dawn for real: "There Sure Are a Lot of Chinese Illegal Immigrants Sneaking Over the Southern Border".
Except that they aren't actually sneaking. They're just strolling across in broad daylight, like everybody else. No passport, no ID, and for sure no TSA screening.
ReplyDeleteNo passport, no ID, no TSA. What did you expect. Even when they become citizens, they will be exempt from all that. And they'll be able to bring toothpaste, and bottles of water on flights.
DeleteYeah, that would represent a pretty broad definition of the word "sneaking", wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteBiden's bunch will probably decide to deport any of them that aren't commies.
ReplyDeleteBiden bunch and deport in the same sentence is one of the funniest things I've heard lately. Plus, they've never cared about Chicoms. Thanks for the chortle. This bunch will probably give them good jobs
DeleteRemember when they remade Red Dawn and the murderous commies in China made them change it to Norks instead of murderous Chinese commies?
ReplyDeleteGood times.
If a remake was done, the enemy would be "MAGA/Trump right wing extremists".
DeleteDeborah - I can see it now: Red Hat Dawn
ReplyDeleteRed Hat Dawn. I love it.
ReplyDeleteYou should pitch that to Disney.
They could have the benevolent commie Chinese parachuting in to fight on the side of the gov't against the Insurrectionist MAGAt Army.
Star Trek had an episode like that, the savages (yangs) were in a war with the civilized people (coms). I wonder if the Simpson's had one...
ReplyDeleteV: Plus, we have to make it gay and find some "stronk wymens" to feature in leading roles.
ReplyDeleteIt's a scary situation for two reasons: all those military age Chinese men may be coming across the border because they're planning something nefarious, OR they're running away from China because they know Xi is planning something nefarious and they don't want to be conscripted. Either way, it's scary.
ReplyDeleteWell you're just a ray of sunshine Rebecca.
DeleteI came to make a joke about the Good Girl in the Red Hat Dawn movie would be a thinly disguised Michele Obama and read your all too plausible comment.