"Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries".
Yeah, baffling, baffling. I mean, it's almost as if they were all shills for the Democratic Party and demonstrated no objectivity and integrity at all.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries".
Yeah, baffling, baffling. I mean, it's almost as if they were all shills for the Democratic Party and demonstrated no objectivity and integrity at all.
Did they slash them to zero?
ReplyDeleteIf not, then it wasn't enough.
Make'em return one month's salary for every lie they've told about Trump and his supporters.
ReplyDeleteAnd Globull Warmening.
And the covid.
And Biden.
They can always supplement their income with a second job.
ReplyDeleteSuch as ... ... they can learn to code.
Too bad, so sad, I know I have a bucket of tears around here somewhere.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Paco Enterprises might consider acquiring CNN in a highly leveraged buyout and do a turnaround of this troubled company.
ReplyDeletetom: Hmmm....m'yes. I think we could fold it into Paco World News Daily (PWND). Let's see...we could put together a mezzanine financing deal with periodic payments in carbon credits denominated in Guatemalan Quetzales. Yes, should be simple enough.
ReplyDeleteI hope Jake Tapper isn't afraid of heights; the windows of Paco Tower are due for a good cleaning.
tom, that's a darn good idea, pretty soon it'll be on sale for about fitty cents.
ReplyDeletePaco, I have a face for radio, but I'll still volunteer.
The Masked Anchor!
Or maybe do a Mr Potato Head thing, there is precedent.