Friday, February 16, 2024

It's a mystery to me how this happened

"Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries".

Yeah, baffling, baffling. I mean, it's almost as if they were all shills for the Democratic Party and demonstrated no objectivity and integrity at all.



7 comments:

  1. Did they slash them to zero?

    If not, then it wasn't enough.

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  2. Make'em return one month's salary for every lie they've told about Trump and his supporters.

    And Globull Warmening.

    And the covid.

    And Biden.

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  3. They can always supplement their income with a second job.

    Such as ... ... they can learn to code.

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  4. Too bad, so sad, I know I have a bucket of tears around here somewhere.

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  5. Maybe Paco Enterprises might consider acquiring CNN in a highly leveraged buyout and do a turnaround of this troubled company.

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  6. tom: Hmmm....m'yes. I think we could fold it into Paco World News Daily (PWND). Let's see...we could put together a mezzanine financing deal with periodic payments in carbon credits denominated in Guatemalan Quetzales. Yes, should be simple enough.

    I hope Jake Tapper isn't afraid of heights; the windows of Paco Tower are due for a good cleaning.

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  7. tom, that's a darn good idea, pretty soon it'll be on sale for about fitty cents.
    Paco, I have a face for radio, but I'll still volunteer.
    The Masked Anchor!
    Or maybe do a Mr Potato Head thing, there is precedent.

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