Thursday, February 29, 2024

The results of Biden's physical are in!

 9 Surprising Findings From Joe Biden's Physical

No. 1 is my favorite: "He arrived with his stool sample already in his pants".

I read somewhere that Biden's doctor didn't give him a cognitive test, or perhaps Biden refused to take one, I'm not sure. It doesn't really matter; giving Biden a cognitive test at this stage would be like Stanford giving me a test in particle physics - we all know how that would come out!

We've been watching Biden's cognitive decline in real time for years; we don't need to see test results to know his thought-box is wormy and termite-infested.

2 comments:

  1. "Doctor says there are no new concerns."

    Like all the old concerns aren't enough?

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  2. Everybody knew the doctor's report was going to be a nothingburger. Babylon Bee's report is more accurate.

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