"Then he went away and hanged himself." - Matthew 27:5
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee.
H/T: Mrs. Paco
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Or, as Hillary would put it, "And then, a suicide occurred."
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