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There's one in the back you can't see. It's the one with the, er, long oars sticking out of it. That's the super-low-price option. You combine a sea voyage with body building.
Not sure if I'd trust Italian navigation. Recall, the most famous Italian navigator was trying to get to India but ended up in America. The next most famous had the Americas named after him even though he didn't discover them, he basically stole two continents.
There are multiple boats pictured. Just to be clear, which one am I booking passage on?
ReplyDeleteThey don't appear to be equal in the experience provided for a trans-Atlantic crossing.
There's one in the back you can't see. It's the one with the, er, long oars sticking out of it. That's the super-low-price option. You combine a sea voyage with body building.
ReplyDeleteCan I get a low-price option on the steamer if I help shovel coal into the boiler?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'd trust Italian navigation.
ReplyDeleteRecall, the most famous Italian navigator was trying to get to India but ended up in America.
The next most famous had the Americas named after him even though he didn't discover them, he basically stole two continents.
V: Yeah, but I bet the food is good.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Italian cruise ship captain who hit a Greek island with his cruise ship not so long ago.
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