"Billy Butter: Gates Backs Synthetic Margarine Made Out of Thin Air".
There are few things more genuinely dangerous than bored fools with too much money, too much time on their hands, and a vanity-driven urge to leave a "legacy".
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I assume this process involves phlogiston.
ReplyDeleteHaw! Had to look that one up.
ReplyDeleteNope. Real butter, preferably salted. I don't have to care about junk diet science anymore.
ReplyDeleteThere'll probably be a lot of phlogiston released from the pallets of cash Gates will be burning in pursuit of another useless idea to stop globull warmening.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if phlogiston increases CO₂ levels?
I know how to turn grass into butter.
ReplyDeleteIt's a secret procedure that involves (looks left and right) cows.
The same procedure makes plant-based meat and plant-based leather too.