Gregory scores again! In the UK, there's a new law that requires people to register their chickens. An annoyed populace has carried this rule to its absurd conclusion.
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Gregory scores again! In the UK, there's a new law that requires people to register their chickens. An annoyed populace has carried this rule to its absurd conclusion.
I figure the first step to a world-wide utopia is fully registered chickens.
ReplyDeleteWhen chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have chickens!
DeleteSounds to me like the first step to...confiscation.
ReplyDelete"These aren't the chickens you're looking for..."
DeleteWell, to be fair, they didn’t specify what kind of chicken.
ReplyDelete"Sorry, Constable, but I lost my chicken in a tragic boating accident."
ReplyDeleteOh, now it's morphed from guns into chickens. Wish I could get royalties for the original, and all variations. I'd be rich! :-)
DeleteDon't know if it's true, but I saw a story about people trying to register a bucket of fried Chicken.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
one of those dangerous far right sites had a story about the registration site crashing after people started registering their Tesco rotisserie chickens (the gubmint said chickens must be registered by 1 October, so...) Costco still has rotisserie chickens for $4.99!
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