Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Hey, you know what the William Tell story is missing?

You guessed it! Muslims.

4 comments:

  1. “this needs more Muslims.”

    Did it need more cowbell, too?

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    1. No, just Muslims. I think I read somewhere that Muslims have an aversion to church bells, so that may extend to cowbells, too.

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  2. church bells being a call to prayer for the wrong religion, I can see why they're upset; Hollywood and Wikipedia are constantly rewriting history like that; next up: William Tell staring Brandy.

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