"GREENLIT: ‘Sun-Dimming’ Aerosol Injections Into Atmosphere for Climate Change."
“Experiments to dim sunlight to fight global warming will be given the green light by the Government within weeks,” British outlet The Telegraph reports. “Outdoor field trials which could include injecting aerosols into the atmosphere, or brightening clouds to reflect sunshine, are being considered by scientists as a way to prevent runaway climate change.”Just...no. Hell, no.
"It's quite alright. Soon, we'll be able to extract sunbeams from cucumbers in case we ever need to supplement the artificially-dimmed natural light. Really, it's all very scientific. Trust us."
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, that was completely random. Never mind.
I bet they have a vaccine for the all the side effects from the crud they're going to throw into the atmosphere.
ReplyDelete"Dang, we're running out of money! We need a new scam...I mean, new experimental method to stop Global Warming, before our money is all gone and we have to get real jobs."
ReplyDeleteWe have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to say about me that I thought the sun shined out of my a____hole. So if I just stay in bed a bit longer it should solve the worlds problems
ReplyDeleteMick there's a new book coming out in a month called 'Khaki and Green, war games in the Wollemi' about how the area was used to train military. It's only on Facebook now but will be available after 24th May from:
Deletehttps://bushexplorers.com.au/index
Other books about Wollemi already there available too. Thought you might be interested.
"From late 1961 to 1965, Wollemi FR formed part of the Colo-Putty training area for the Australian Army,
Deletepreparing soldiers for the Vietnam War. Major exercises include Icebreaker (1961), Nutcracker (1962),
Sky High (1963), and Sky High 2 (1965). Thousands of troops were involved in each exercise and often
involved British, Canadian, and American units. Bombing runs were conducted on Mount Kindarun during
this period."
https://www.forestrycorporation.com.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0006/1497192/frwp-wollemi.pdf
Mick, splendid expression from your father!
DeleteThamks Paco.
DeleteHey Bruce I'll keep an eye out for it.
I'll also run it by a mate of mine that may have been involved, but I think the dates don't match. He told me he was involved in massive training exercises in preparation for hitting back at Indonesia for invading East Timor. All in the Wollemi area.The Whitlam government knocked it on the head.
Starmer, Man Of Science.
ReplyDeleteHe needs something to make him sound grand. 'Man of Intelligent Immigration' isn't working.
Gregory, I think it's spelled $cience!.
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DeleteI really like that!
Veeshir - Quite so!
DeleteHe needs something to make him sound grand. 'Man of Intelligent Immigration' isn't working.
ReplyDeleteIndeed it isn't!
Do those idiots think spewing pollutants into the atmosphere to dim the sun is just going to affect the UK alone? I’d think the rest of Europe (and everybody else) would have a few things to say about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing that's bothering me. Where do they get off unilaterally experimenting with the world's atmosphere?
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