"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
When I was in the hospital a few years ago, I wasn't allowed any solid food for a couple of weeks. When the doctor finally permitted it, the food actually didn't taste too bad (to the extent I could taste it; the heavy volume of antibiotics they were pumping into me messed up my taste buds for a while).
I've got dental surgery coming up, and all of a sudden I'm happy it's going to be done in a day hospital.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in the hospital a few years ago, I wasn't allowed any solid food for a couple of weeks. When the doctor finally permitted it, the food actually didn't taste too bad (to the extent I could taste it; the heavy volume of antibiotics they were pumping into me messed up my taste buds for a while).
DeleteThat may be good advice for now, but what about when hippos learn to ride a bicycle?
ReplyDeleteBy the time they evolve enough to do that, we won't be around to worry about it.
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ReplyDeleteYou're right. What if she had been the "shoot first and ask questions later" type of wife.
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