Good nooz! De President-Elect's transition team jus' cleared itself of any wrongdoin' wid dat Blagojevich crumb, after a lengt'y investigation of itself. Now yez can all settle down an' not have ta worry about nothin', 'cuz, as youse can see unless yer some kinda blind chump, everyting is on de up an' up.
Now if'n we can just talk Rahm down offa dat ledge in Africker...
ReplyDeleteYeh, too bad. If only we hadda knew Rahm was goin' to do such a ting, we wouldn't-a never sent him over dere.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. Dat "long planned family vacation". But whose family is getting de offer they can't refuse? Is he in Kenya?
ReplyDeleteSo, da next time da gubmint tinks dat maybe my tax return was less dan on da up and up, I'll just whattayacallit audit myself, an' den tell da nice agent dat everyting is okay, I've done da audit and cleared myself (and da boyz in da accounting department) of any wrongdoing.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Dat should work real good.
What're YOU lookin' at, bub? Go peddle yer papers.
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