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Update: Here's the video (the teleprompter joke is at the 20-second mark).
After his speech today, Joe dined at a Chinese restaurant. Upon completing his meal, he was somewhat perplexed at seeing this message in his fortune cookie:
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh