Monday, June 22, 2009

Rule 5 Early-Bird Special

A blond babe exercising her Second Amendment rights; I love our Constitution!



(A floor-sweeping tip of my Cavalier's hat to George Moneo at Babalu)

11 comments:

Mr. Bingley said...

An Oscar-winner, for sure!

JeffS said...

Sequels to this I won't mind!

David Axelrod said...

We'll have to turn Andrew Sullivan loose on that bitter, clinging bitch...

Pogria said...

Oh Paco! that was so great!
Thanks for sharing.
I am sooooooooo jealous.
Here in Aus, we aren't even allowed to own pump-action shotties any more.
sigh.......

richard mcenroe said...

We'll have to turn Andrew Sullivan loose on that bitter, clinging bitch...

TW: coitu: Latin word fer what we are under Bari al-Taqqiyah...

SwampWoman said...

Aren't even allowed to own pump shotguns anymore?

What the HELL do you use on your badass poisonous snakes? A rock?

Pogria said...

SwampWoman, we rely on our old standbys, rake and shovel.

An old aussie tradition is the ubiquitous rake leaning against the dunny down the backyard.

The snakes never bothered me as much as the bloody spiders hiding under the seat.

RebeccaH said...

I love this. And Australia needs to repeal its ridiculous gun laws.

Anonymous said...

Yes but I can't tell you how many times I've delivered "welcome to the VRWC materials" to new recruits and was greated with a spray from an assault rifle. Often through a screen door. Hell, anymore I ring the door bell while cowering to the side. After the normal 5 second blast, I announce myself and get a nice greeting.

I did order a device advertised late night by one of paco's companies. It's sort of an extension arm, but of course it doesn't work right. More often that not it pokes me in the nether regions. Cost me $19.99 plus a ridiculous $14.99 S&H charge. I want to return it but I can only get hold of some Mexican sounding call center who doesn't, or won't, speak English.

wronwright

TimT said...

'Free rock with every purchase'? Hilarious! Guy doing the voiceover for that bit sounds like a Pom, which just adds to the weird-WTFness.

Paco said...

Wronwright: According to our technician's evaluation, it sounds like you're wearing the Prosthetic Armament Control Operator upside down.

Of course, if you'd like to return the equipment, we'll be glad to refund your money. Just drop it off at the returns desk at the manufacturing plant in Tegucigalpa the next time you're in Honduras. Ask for "Mad Miguel" Machado.