From the Paco Enterprises marketing handbook.
Update: By the way, a comment left by "Sober Horse Thief" led me to his (her?) blog, Bile Offload, which has some fascinating and hilarious observations. Check it out!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh