Please. The guy’s just trying to add something cool to his resume. George Will, Charles Krauthammer and Mark Levin have him dead to rights. Besides, do we really want a president who looks like Larry Talbot under a full moon?
See what I mean?
If the people insist on going with a total outsider, they should at least stick with one whose conservative bona fides are impeccable (and who is lycanthropy-free).
Trump is probably in it for the publicity. Once his costs exceed his returns on this venture, he'll head to Atlantic City, or where ever he hangs out these days.
ReplyDelete"Lycanthropy-free" Of course, we have only your word for that.
ReplyDeleteDoctor's certificate available upon request.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's that innocent. Considering his long personal and financial involvement with the Dems, there's a damn good chance he's a false flag op, astrotufing a la Axelrod...
ReplyDeleteCareful, Paco. Didn't we experience this lookalike deally once before?
ReplyDeleteSteve: Being a master of disguise is helpful when one is running for president.
ReplyDeleteI notice you don't address the whole hemophagia thing...
ReplyDeleteDo supporters get issued the hat, dark glasses and nifty red suit as in the poster? My support depends on your answer.
ReplyDeleteOh...and the sceptre.
ReplyDeletePaco uniforms will be provided.
ReplyDeleteWhat about us girls? Fedoras and trench coats as well?
ReplyDeleteSweet!