Tuesday, April 19, 2011

You’re kidding, right?

Donald Trump? Donald Trump? A presidential candidate?

Please. The guy’s just trying to add something cool to his resume. George Will, Charles Krauthammer and Mark Levin have him dead to rights. Besides, do we really want a president who looks like Larry Talbot under a full moon?




See what I mean?

If the people insist on going with a total outsider, they should at least stick with one whose conservative bona fides are impeccable (and who is lycanthropy-free).

11 comments:

JeffS said...

Trump is probably in it for the publicity. Once his costs exceed his returns on this venture, he'll head to Atlantic City, or where ever he hangs out these days.

Yojimbo said...

"Lycanthropy-free" Of course, we have only your word for that.

Paco said...

Doctor's certificate available upon request.

richard mcenroe said...

I don't think it's that innocent. Considering his long personal and financial involvement with the Dems, there's a damn good chance he's a false flag op, astrotufing a la Axelrod...

Steve Burri said...

Careful, Paco. Didn't we experience this lookalike deally once before?

Paco said...

Steve: Being a master of disguise is helpful when one is running for president.

mojo said...

I notice you don't address the whole hemophagia thing...

Stosh2 said...

Do supporters get issued the hat, dark glasses and nifty red suit as in the poster? My support depends on your answer.

Stosh2 said...

Oh...and the sceptre.

Paco said...

Paco uniforms will be provided.

RebeccaH said...

What about us girls? Fedoras and trench coats as well?

Sweet!