Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The megaphone of stupid

If Chris Matthews starts right now, and works really hard, putting in eight or ten hours a day of rigorous reading and study in multiple disciplines, he might, in five or six years’ time, manage to ascend to the level of a moron.

From which vantage point he still would not be competent to opine on his betters.


JeffS said...

Tingles needs to be careful about throwing rocks; his house of mirrors might break.

LibertyAtStake said...

But he lives in Cleveland Park! How dare you cast aspersions at his intelligence! (Wait, is it Woodley Park? Or is it Chevy Chase? Takoma Park? No, I don't think he lives in Maryland. They are all so packed with Leftist zombies, it's hard to keep track...)

"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"

Steve Skubinna said...

I had a working hypothesis that anyone who loudly denounced George W. Bush as stupid wasn't anywhere near as smart as Dubya.

May have to extend that to include Palin. How that woman infuriates people simply by existing!

TW: learnoth. Looks like a Shakespeare/Lovecraft hybrid.

Minicapt said...

Someone need to call him a "sh!t-for-brains", on camera, to see if he notice.

Or throw water in his face, and then announce he's not worth a manly challenge.

Or challenge him to sing the first verse of "I'm Not A Pheasant Plucker". Something/anything to demonstrate the Little White Whiner is suitable only for derision.


Anonymous said...

Mathews is a Saul Alinsky fan, just like his boss, the turd, Obama.

‘Pick the Target, Freeze It, Personalize It and Polarize It.’
- Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals.


bingbing said...

OK. Don't read enough books here. What I do know is that getting tingles up one's leg for a politician is seriously fucked up, knowing the facts on global warming is seriously necessary, and Palin seriously needs voice coaching lessons.

RebeccaH said...

I agree with you, Bing, that Sarah Palin has a screechy voice. It's the only thing I hold against her. She's tough, she's smart, and she has royally pissed off all the right people.