Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Hugo Chavez Death Watch

Porky the Presidente has been captured on film - reportedly after his surgery – talking with Fidel Castro.

Here’s what I think. Chavez died on the operating table in that dissection lab in the veterinary hospital, but Castro, employing the services of a santería priest, turned him into a zombie. Now, Chavez will return to Venezuela to do Castro’s bidding.

Kinda redundant, if you ask me.
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4 comments:

  1. mojoJuly 1, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    "Cereeeebros!"

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  2. PacoJuly 1, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Outstanding, mojo.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Reports of chucacabra activity have increased recently.

    Meanwhile, the parrot gets a vacation.

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  4. PacoJuly 1, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    I believe the parrot's filling in.

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