Norris on the promise of America, past and future.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can text on a payphone.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
When Chuck Norris speaks, payphones offer voicemail.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris always gets his change back from payphones.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris cuts diamonds with a toothpick.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris uses a pay-phone? Why?
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Chuck Norris communicates by smoke signal, when he is angered.
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