Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Chuck Norris opines

Norris on the promise of America, past and future.

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can text on a payphone.

5 comments:

  1. When Chuck Norris speaks, payphones offer voicemail.

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  2. Chuck Norris always gets his change back from payphones.

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  3. Chuck Norris cuts diamonds with a toothpick.

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  4. Chuck Norris uses a pay-phone? Why?

    Cheers

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  5. Chuck Norris communicates by smoke signal, when he is angered.

    Cheers

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