Saturday, June 2, 2012

Obama's economic Plan B

The president exhorts us to go out and buy a "thingamajig".

Paco Enterprises is proud to support Obama's plan for economic recovery, and has vastly increased its inventory of thingamajigs. Go out and buy one today!

10 comments:

  1. May I suggest this 'thingamajig'?

    An added bonus: leftie heads will pop.

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  2. Now, that there's what I call a top-of-the-line thingamajig!

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  3. corkscrew for the world's biggest bottle

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  4. Mojo, I thought that was a new medical device for colonoscopies, possible only under Obamacare.

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  5. Jeff: Unfortunately, under ObamaCare, anesthesia will probably not be available.

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  6. I imagine that omission is a feature, not a bug, Paco.

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  7. I can't afford thingamajigs.

    I buy whatchamacallits.

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  8. I can't afford a thingamajig, I spent all my money on a tank of gas and a loaf of bread.

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  9. He didn't actually mean thingamajigs. He meant whatsits. Trust Obama to screw up the terminology yet again.

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  10. He wanted to say "Johnson rod", but couldn't remember what it was used for:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson%20rod
    http://johnsonrods.com/

    Cheers

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