Saturday, June 2, 2012

Obama's economic Plan B

The president exhorts us to go out and buy a "thingamajig".

Paco Enterprises is proud to support Obama's plan for economic recovery, and has vastly increased its inventory of thingamajigs. Go out and buy one today!

10 comments:

JeffS said...

May I suggest this 'thingamajig'?

An added bonus: leftie heads will pop.

Paco said...

Now, that there's what I call a top-of-the-line thingamajig!

mojo said...

corkscrew for the world's biggest bottle

JeffS said...

Mojo, I thought that was a new medical device for colonoscopies, possible only under Obamacare.

Paco said...

Jeff: Unfortunately, under ObamaCare, anesthesia will probably not be available.

JeffS said...

I imagine that omission is a feature, not a bug, Paco.

rinardman said...

I can't afford thingamajigs.

I buy whatchamacallits.

Jonah said...

I can't afford a thingamajig, I spent all my money on a tank of gas and a loaf of bread.

RebeccaH said...

He didn't actually mean thingamajigs. He meant whatsits. Trust Obama to screw up the terminology yet again.

Minicapt said...

He wanted to say "Johnson rod", but couldn't remember what it was used for:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson%20rod
http://johnsonrods.com/

Cheers