They've found him an auxiliary brain (bound to be better than the factory original).
Update: Uh oh. Isophorone spills the beans: Joe Biden has been poisoned by Republicans.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh