"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Rush kept playing the audio of the Obama woman screaming about "Obamaphones", and I thought it was one of his parodies. It sounded so over-the-top, I thought it couldn't be real.Then I saw the actual video of her, and was amused and saddened at the same time. This is Obama's base; along with guilt riden, over educated white liberals. The sad part is, there are enough of them to possibly reelect him.
Time for some Obama phone humor:Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.It has a really useless app called "Biden."Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.There are never any winners on Angry Birds.Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone.
Great stuff, Rebecca! Thanks.
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