Head of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, says she doesn’t use email.
Other things she seems to have no use for: her brain, good judgment, and the Second Amendment. And Weight Watchers.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh