Friday, February 1, 2013

Best line inspired by the Hagel hearing

“It is very clear from the testimony that Sen. Hagel will not be bringing the potato salad to the next Mensa picnic.”

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

PACO!!

Good Lord.

I just pointed my Paco Enterprises™ ‘Catacylsmic Fuckup Meter-o-matic’ in Canberra’s direction.

It melted.

I’m calling Paco for a refund. Dammit, that thing was rated as Obama-proof. The original model was trialled during WWII and even Benito Mussolini only read 12% on the log scale!


ABout your latest gizmo...

Mk50 of brisbane
(formerly MarkL of Canberra)



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Yojimbo said...


He can't even set the table or arrange the chairs.

But competence wasn't what Obama was looking for was it?

Paco said...

Mark: Did you read the operating manual carefully? I know it's written in Turkish, but still. . .

Paco said...

Sorry, I meant mk, not Mark.

Spiny Norman said...

Hmm... I'm not sure which MPFC sketch this is head towards, Dead Parrot or English-Hungarian Phrasebook...

Spiny Norman said...

Heading towards... sorry.

Spiny Norman said...

Mk50,

...cabinet minister Chris Evans... was the Minister for Tertiary Education, Skills, Jobs, Science and Research...

Minister for, what? ::SNORT::

Since I'm on the topic of MPFC (ummm... when am I not?), who is the current Minister for Silly Walks, and is he a Gillard loyalist or a Rudd backer?

Anonymous said...

Guys, I am just staring in gobsmacked amazement as the Gillard 'government' implodes. There is nothing nothing like this in Australian Federal history.

So I checked our Colonial history.

Nope.

This is good news for you guys in a way. While very different, there are some similarities between us and our system here in Australia, and you and yours over the puddle.

The best part of that is that eventually, the public wakes up to seriously bad government despite all the MSM can do to shill for the bastards.

So watch events here with interest. It may give a foretaste of your 2014 elections.

Mk50 of Brisbane
(formerly MarkL of Canberra)

Anonymous said...

Mark: Did you read the operating manual carefully? I know it's written in Turkish, but still. . .


Paco, my Turkish mate Mohammad bin Goathumpin translated the instructions into Hittite for me.

OK, OK, this may not have helped much but several goats were saved in the process.

Now, about that serious discount on the top of the range Planar Array Cataclysm Observer, hmmm?


Mk50 of Brisbane
(formerly MarkL of Canberra)

Michael Lonie said...

Getting refunds from PACO Enterprises is a bit like pulling teeth from a seriously annoyed tiger, but harder.

Paco said...

Refunds are the slippery slope to socialism.

Anonymous said...

Deborah said...Since the US now has elevated a anti-American as Secretary of State, then the prospect of a anti-military Secretary is in keeping. The same can be said of the continued support of sending F15s and tanks to Egypt. It seems we've fallen with Alice down the rabbit hole

Kerry's elevation as reward for years of service is disgusting, and demeaning to the office. The fact that it was hasty, and the swearing in was lacking the hoopla, speaks volumes.

bruce said...

Secretary for Love not War, baby!

Peace and Looooove man... get it on.

He's too stoned to care.

bruce said...

Wild in the Streets, 1969