Finally! The Kafka joke book (H/T: Are We Lumberjacks?).
Sounds like sour grapes to me: "Win in police doughnut-eating contest sparks U.S. man's arrest".
Eye-catching headline: "Civilians in Abandoned McDonald’s Seize Control of Wandering Space Satellite".
Hecho in E.U.A.
An extreme case of arachnophobia.
Remember when going to the beach was a pretty tame affair?