Sunday, August 10, 2014

Sunday funnies

Finally! The Kafka joke book (H/T: Are We Lumberjacks?).

Sounds like sour grapes to me: "Win in police doughnut-eating contest sparks U.S. man's arrest".

Eye-catching headline: "Civilians in Abandoned McDonald’s Seize Control of Wandering Space Satellite".

Hecho in E.U.A.

An extreme case of arachnophobia.

Remember when going to the beach was a pretty tame affair?




Capitalism illustrated.

9 comments:

rinardman said...

I don't think nude sunbathers eating waffles would bother me.

On the other hand, nude sunbathers who look like waffles....

rinardman said...

Arachnophobia, or pyromania?

If I want to get rid of a spider, my first thought is to smash it. Not incinerate it.

JeffS said...

If NASA were to re-establish control of that satellite, it would take a staff of dozens (if not hundreds), a budget of at least $100 million (not counting construction or refurbishment of suitable facilities), and consultation with the local iman.

RebeccaH said...

The McMoon Project is fascinating (yes, geeky Star Trek reference).

When I go after a spider, I use a piece of toilet paper, or a swatter, or a shoe. It never occurred to me to use a flamethrower.

Minicapt said...

Skippy's List again:
http://skippyslist.com/list/

Cheers

Robert of Ottawa said...

The funniest thing I heard today was Obama saying he didn't want to pull the US troops out of Iraq. A real side-splitter that was.

bruce said...

Also funny: your Kerry is here in Sydney 'on a private visit' - guy needs a break. Watching him on news visit our Maritime Museum, wandering across some old sail-rigged vessel.

Shall head over there with a yo ho ho bottle of rum, he's looking for the authentic sailor's experience. Cat o Nine Tails? He'd probably enjoy it too much.

Paco said...

Bruce: Might be a good time to stage the old practice of flogging around the fleet.

RebeccaH said...

After Kerry's performance in the Middle East, Bammy probably told him, "Good job, John. Go take a vacation."