Sounds like sour grapes to me: "Win in police doughnut-eating contest sparks U.S. man's arrest".
Eye-catching headline: "Civilians in Abandoned McDonald’s Seize Control of Wandering Space Satellite".
Hecho in E.U.A.
An extreme case of arachnophobia.
Remember when going to the beach was a pretty tame affair?
Capitalism illustrated.
I don't think nude sunbathers eating waffles would bother me.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, nude sunbathers who look like waffles....
Arachnophobia, or pyromania?
ReplyDeleteIf I want to get rid of a spider, my first thought is to smash it. Not incinerate it.
If NASA were to re-establish control of that satellite, it would take a staff of dozens (if not hundreds), a budget of at least $100 million (not counting construction or refurbishment of suitable facilities), and consultation with the local iman.
ReplyDeleteThe McMoon Project is fascinating (yes, geeky Star Trek reference).
ReplyDeleteWhen I go after a spider, I use a piece of toilet paper, or a swatter, or a shoe. It never occurred to me to use a flamethrower.
Skippy's List again:
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Cheers
The funniest thing I heard today was Obama saying he didn't want to pull the US troops out of Iraq. A real side-splitter that was.
ReplyDeleteAlso funny: your Kerry is here in Sydney 'on a private visit' - guy needs a break. Watching him on news visit our Maritime Museum, wandering across some old sail-rigged vessel.
ReplyDeleteShall head over there with a yo ho ho bottle of rum, he's looking for the authentic sailor's experience. Cat o Nine Tails? He'd probably enjoy it too much.
Bruce: Might be a good time to stage the old practice of flogging around the fleet.
ReplyDeleteAfter Kerry's performance in the Middle East, Bammy probably told him, "Good job, John. Go take a vacation."
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