Thursday, December 11, 2014

Barack Obama, Doctor of Divinity

In a recent speech, Barry quoted that famous line from the Bible about not throwing stones at glass houses. Oh, wait...

Here are some other Bible verses the Reverend Obama may want to use going forward:

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Measure twice, cut once.

Keep your powder dry.

If you drink, don't drive.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


Steve Burri said...

Yeah, Jesus was born in Bethlehem after Joseph and Mary were summoned there to be counted, registered, and taxed. Then the political leader tried to kill the baby so Joseph, et al. had to flee to Egypt. What can we learn from this Mr. President?

RebeccaH said...

Don't forget "A stitch in time saves nine". Something President Bloviator-in-Chief could apply to his foreign policy, if he were capable of such a thing.

RebeccaH said...

Hey, you're right. You don't have to prove you're not a robot to post a comment.

rinardman said...

Also: God damn America

That's in the Bible...according to Obo's mentor.

Robert of Ottawa said...

Help me out here Paco. The Republican establishment are fighting to help Obomber get his way ... AGAINST the Democrats!!


Paco said...

Robert: it's like one of the corrupt officers in Catch 22 said at one point: "Don't worry. It's all part of the deal!"

Robert of Ottawa said...

Milo Minderbender

Albury Shifton said...

It'd be nice if he did get some actual Biblical quotes right AND followed them. Such as:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

Let your yes be yes and your no be no

Thou shalt not covet

Thou shalt not steal

Judge not, lest thou be judged

There're plenty of others, but lets just start with some basics for now

Veeshir said...

I always thought those were from Stuff Jefferson Said not the Bible.

You learn something new every day I guess.

mojo said...

But not "Lucky Strike Green Goes to War!", it would only confuse him.