"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Now that right there's some real eloquence
Trump is, as they say, living in Obama's head, rent-free.
Where's all that teleprompter eloquence? Have all his little twenty-something sycophantic speech writers finally seen the writing on the wall and abandoned him? Or has the Light Bringer finally realized the hollowness of his own worldview and doesn't know how to escape the collapse of his own supposed magnificence?
Did everyone see Hillary's veterans speech today? She must have slugged a gallon of Pinocchio suppressant to make it through that outrageous lie filled monologue. It is no surprise that this was delivered against a background of many flags. The surprise is that she didn't burst into flames. C'mon, God! Can we get one lightning bolt, please!
Uh-uh-uh-if-if-if-if wha... huh?
ReplyDeleteWhere's all that teleprompter eloquence? Have all his little twenty-something sycophantic speech writers finally seen the writing on the wall and abandoned him? Or has the Light Bringer finally realized the hollowness of his own worldview and doesn't know how to escape the collapse of his own supposed magnificence?
This passage in his speech was certainly, as the president would say, a pile of "okie-doke" (what on earth does that even mean?)
ReplyDelete"Okie doke" (or "okey doke") is another way of saying "OK".
ReplyDeleteWhich is a REALLY bizarre application for ol' Jug Ears in his "speech". WTF?
ReplyDeleteThe greatest orator since Cicero. I feel a tingle up my leg whenever I hear him speak. (Or maybe it's my toes curling up, who knows.)
ReplyDeleteWorst Jimmy Stewart impression ever.
ReplyDeleteDid everyone see Hillary's veterans speech today? She must have slugged a gallon of Pinocchio suppressant to make it through that outrageous lie filled monologue. It is no surprise that this was delivered against a background of many flags. The surprise is that she didn't burst into flames. C'mon, God! Can we get one lightning bolt, please!